Fuck Food

Food you would not make (cook) for someone who is just a friend. When you make this food for someone you want to fuck them.

Beth: He made me sushi becuase my back hurt.

Friend: Dude did you fuck him?

Beth: No! It was just a friend thing.

Friend: No fucking way! He served you fuck food!

Beth: What are talking about?

Friend: Sushi is not a friend food. He went through the effort to make Sushi....meaning he wanted a piece of ASS!

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Japanese Food

Candy and raw fish

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emo food

A euphemism for nothing, using the typical assumption that "emo" kids don't actually eat. In conversation, it is used to mean nothing.

Guy 1: "What's going down today, dude?"
Guy 2: "Aw man, just emo food."
Guy 1: "That sucks."

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chinese food

the best thing that god ever created, other than hot guys. both extremely yummy.
te best food in the entire world.

sesame chicken, white rise, sesame noodles, kung pow chicken, mushu chicken, teriaki steak/chicken

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Food monitor

The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.

Food Monitor: You can't eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.

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Food sex

What results from a food boner and results in a food baby.
An orgasmic feast.
Delicious food devoured in large quantities.

Gabe: Man, that brunch was some mighty fine food sex.
Jorge: Yeah bro, the food just kept coming.
Gabe: Haha coming.

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iPod Food

Music CDs, usually to refer to the act of purchasing them.

I need to go to a music store and get some iPod Food.

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