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A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....
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One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
That girl Herb is talking to is a fake-ass-african! Get a damn clue Herb!!!
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A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
a white cracker who attempts to be black but stays some what neutrau!
Steve is one crazy cauc-african american!
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Any white south african male that at some point whilst living in another country has got into a pointless fight and won dominantly.
He then proceeds to be the unofficial bodyguard of any people that he is out with.
South african death squads get exponentially more dangerous the more alcohol they consume.
A group of south african death squads will often be heard talking loudly in a fucked up language that sounds like theyre just making it up as they go along. Do not question this as this will just further enrage them.
Person 1: 'We were out last night and some guy tried to start a fight with me.
Person 2: 'Was the south african death squad with you?'
Person 1: 'Yea, he came outa nowhere and kicked living fuck out of him. Then he went and ordered another rum and coke'
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The act of sitting on someone else's butt and proceeding to poop into their asshole. Usually used as a form of foreplay, together they pass it back and fourth from person A's asshole to person B's asshole, then back to person A's asshole. This may go on all night long.
Dude 1: "Hey, did you get laid with Rachel last night?
Dude 2: "Yeah man we did the African Exchange Student for hours. It was kinky as hell."
Dude 1: Hell yeah! I've always wanted to try it but I don't think my asshole is wide enough to accept the poop yet."
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Slang for a women's hairy, smelly, loose, un-washed, constantly masturbated vagina.
Tom : Do you know that one girl down the street?
Jim : That one crack head girl?
Tom: Yeah, my homie, Todd, was about to give it to her untill he saw her african forest crater.
Jim: Eeeew, thats sick
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