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Alex is a Serbian coont who likes to play with his asian penis, he also like to do a big of wanking. (when he can he has to use tweezers) He went out with a stunning girl called Jess, then he was flirting with this ugly tramp called Fishy fanny Abbie, she was a slut and a sket, wait, was!?!? Still is and always will be Abbie uses fake pictures, from google, ect. Then Jess went out with him again for a joke and her and her best friend laughed ahahahha as he said he loved her, she said she loved him back but she was joking as only a mother could love his face, he also uses people for money like katie frog frog, she was ugly! Then he cut of his little asian penis because he can't have Jess back.
Alex:Oh I love you so much Jess.
Ellie:AHAHAH OMG AHHAHA
Alex:STFU you dyslexic cow.
Ellie:Shh you serbian coonty fucker
Jess:Ew Alex go to Fugly Katie and Abbie, and finger their wide fishy pussayyyyaahhhh.
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1. someone who hates a lot of things.
2. can be described as how someone acts
"God, you're being such an alex today, man!"
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Alex is a dumb bitch slut ass hoe that sucks dick for free
What is that thing standing on Belmont ??
It's an Alex !!!
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A northerner with an amazing bum!!!
"Check out the booty on that Alex dude"
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someone who is famous on the internet and speaks with a canadian accent, it can really freak you oot.
Dudeee that girl is such as Alex, she has 10,000 followers on Tumblr.
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A white male that frequently goes to the gym and proceeds to jack off viciously. Usually of Jewish origin, he loves to kick small children in the face at laugh his small and erect penis. You can spot an "Alex" if he has grey almost silver ejaculate in his hair and by a very small bean like structure in between his legs and adjacent to the balls. He is renowned through the world as "one of the biggest dick faces in the world".
Person 1: Did you hear about Alex?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah apparently he has the smallest dick in the world.
Person 2: Oh yeah I know that.
Person 2: He also was penetrated by shrek
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