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When you grab a seated friend's penis and set your elbow on his knee, the friend continues to bounce his foot to preform the act of masturbation.
She gave the young man an American Rudder in exchange for the yard work.
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Now an even more commonly used nickname given to American travelers, thanks to 45’s stellar international reputation.
That loudmouth over there is probably just another entitled, gunslinging American Shithead.
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A concept that died around 1973. Originally the dream of being a blue-collar manufacturer living in a suburban house with a white picket fence with your wife and two kids. The term was rendered obselete as the American economy became based on service with manufacturing jobs being taken over by China and Japan.
Only the consistantly dim-witted and naive portion of American citizens still believe in the idea of the American dream.
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Having a big car, house, paycheck, and lots of friends. Shitting on the rest of the world in order to have a life of ridiculous consumption and waste. Becoming overweight and then spending years on diets and treadmills to fight the disgusting processed food one is constantly shoving in the mouth. Putting chemicals and endless amounts of water onto one's lawn in order to have a lawn greener than one's neighbor.
The American Dream is a broken thing.
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a store for usually preppy people. they have good quality clothes for an okay price. often compared to a&f and hollister, but its actually in some ways alot different. for one thing their smalls are like a large at abercrombie.(no offense to abercrombie or anything, but it is true)
i get like all of my clothes at american eagle
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The "politically correct" term for someone with dark skin. Never mind that not all black people are African, and that not all Africans are black.
This black boy is "African-American"... never mind that he's from Jamaica.
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a person who has realized that you do not have to agree with everything your president and government say or do. this person is one of the few who actually use their right to freedom of speech instead of just going along with the masses.
Hey, Joe, do you actually see any proof that there is a need for this attack on Iraq?
No Bob, i don't, and that makes me not proud to be an american right now.
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