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Having sex with a busted condom while listening to Gangnam Style.
Wow that guy is having sex open condom style!
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the famous youtuber sapnap saying
sapnap: hey mamas, bust that bible open
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a female "open" to male organs that may enter the vacinity of her reproductive organs.
A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"
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When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
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A really hateful and racist term for a white girl who wants a interracial relationship. It says white women are nasty, smell bad, and always take a dump with the door open.
She's beautiful and sweet, but I don't want a 'doodoo with the door open.'
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Something pleases me, turns me on,
e.g., "She open my nose." Used by some black GI's in Germany in the mid sixties. The reverse is "close my nose." The terms are descriptive in that when a person is super pleased, the nostrils flair with a deep intake of breath, when displeased - nostrils close up with the intake of breath and pursing of the lips.
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Open the Seven Seals (verb) Referencing the Christian Bible-The book of Revelations, where each seal is opened, and the world is wrought asunder by plague, pain and destruction.
The act of bringing down Armageddon upon another person, for something they did or said, which is as close to a wholesale Biblical Smiting as a human could get.
John knew that my Jane was my girlfriend. He tried to hook up with her last night. She came home and told me, so I got dressed and went to his house and I had to "Open the Seven Seals" on his ass.
Man, I saw the boss Open the Seven Seals on George yesterday. He never saw it coming."
Did he get fired?
He got fired, lost his pension, and was arrested. Then his wife left him for his boss.
Damn.
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