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Chocolate Badger

A women who wipes her vagina back to front.

That mong over there, she's got a chocolate badger!!!

by ZeroFluxGiven August 11, 2020


now, the badger goes silent

A common saying when texting where when someone is pointed out on some outlandish statement or action, or when a good point is made, after which the person goes silent.

Friend 1: I'm telling you, I'm not a vampire!
Friend 2: You screamed when I threw water from a church on you...
Friend 1: That was just a reflex! Anyone would scream if cold water was unexpectedly thrown on them!
Friend 2: *silence*
Friend 1: Now, the badger goes silent

by Imnotthough December 30, 2025


Badger Bowl

A bowl of weed with droplets of wax buried within.

Hey man, you wanna smoke a badger bowl?

by tke2020 April 16, 2021


Phone Badgering

A person who will record or take pictures of people with intention to harass in order to make them look bad.

The recorder attempts to play the victim of whatever they are unsatisfied. They start to record others to intimidate and esculate their issue unprofessionally. So they can attempt to do harm to a person's or businesses productivity and reputation.

Most commonly you will find this on the internet as public freakouts.

I do not have to show my Walmart receipt and I am recording for my own protection.

Do not touch my phone you have physically assaulted Me by touching my property.

Hello I need a officer at **** **** ave. I have a irated customer that refuses to leave and now is trespassing on private property.

Stop phone badgering in my place of business.

by Red Android July 20, 2018


Mrs. Badger

Name of a horse. Horses named Badger are very kind and willing to please. The name Badger is not too common but they are very special. (Mrs. used to specify the gender of the horse)

My horse, Mrs. Badger was a good girl today.

by Mrs. Badger December 11, 2014


drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014


Dick Badger

Someone who is constantly Dick Hunting.

Charlotte is always hunting dick, she's such a dick badger...

by Reginald D Hunter January 18, 2019