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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016


gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008


Badgering

Canadian law states: If a witness is lying on the stand, you can object to the statement by throwing a badgering at the witness’s face.

Witness: I have seen the lawyers pp and it is small.
Lawyer: *proceeds to launch a badger at the witness’s face*
Judge: Badgering denied.

by Dresek May 22, 2022


Badgering

A form of internet trolling where you ask people to provide sources for things that are common sense or well known in order to frustrate and waste people's time.

Sam: 2+2=4
Mike: yo can you provide a source for that
Sam: why are you always badgering people?

by asvpcurtis January 20, 2022


Jen-Badgering

When someone named Jen won't stop reminding you of deadlines or seeking information.

She keeps Jen-Badgering me over this webinar information.

by DaytonXD9 July 12, 2021


badger scratching

A badger scratching means you are feeling the urge to take a poop. It’s that feeling when you know you need to set everything else aside and get to a potty soon.

“I need to find a bath room, I have a badger scratching.”

by July 19, 2021


City Of Badgers

An English man. Maybe even welsh. Who is a total joke on twitch. He likes to say shag my arse a lot and make fun of his followers. Nobody knows why he is affiliated on twitch. Everyone is concerned about his well-being.

City of Badgers is late to his stream again.

by ShootpipeFartbox November 2, 2021