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When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.
I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.
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The best insult for anybody who TYB. Only used on the rarest occasions. and no way they can pull a reverse card on you
Kyle: I just fucked your bitch
You: gay nigga laundry basket
Kyle: Sorry bro
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When a male or female of African descent gets sexually aroused by the thought of a laundry basket. So instead of using a popular sex toy or other sexual methods to please themselves, they have sexual intercourse with a laundry basket
Damn Jahseh really going full horny Nigga laundry basket right now huh
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To overestimate oneself.
Friend 1: I could totally get that smoking chick over there.
Friend 2: Nah, mate, I think you're getting too big for your basket.
A modest streaker using one free hand to cradle his testicles, propably from fear of having then squished or busted by his legs. This word was probably coined by Daniel Tosh.
Kevin uses a one hand sack basket when he goes out streaking.
Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.
The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket
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An ugly straw basket that is worn over the shoulder that English teachers wear.
The Grandmother wore a Ratan Basket Bag.
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