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The left over juices on your face after eating out a woman.
Man, Stacy got so wet last night while I was performing cunnilingus. I had beard slaw all over my face when i was finished!
Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
A bead grown soon after retirement
I'm quitting my job and growing a retirement beard just like David Letterman.
When a man and a very nice beard growth, thick and well kept without the need of constant grooming.
Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!
Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
When you try to type key board but your fingers are retarded.
My key beard is broken
I accidentally typed key beard instead of key board and my friend makes fun of me now
Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.