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Beef Weeps

When a man begins to cry or weep after consuming an excessive amount of meat most commonly steak.

Kent: Hey Joe why are you openly weeping in this fine restauant, Didn't you enjoy your 1.5 kg Fillet Mignon Tenderloin?

Joe: Oh kent, these are not tears of sorrow, I have eaten so much I have a case of the beef weeps. But don't worry about me it will pass in an hour or so.

by spoondude March 25, 2011


cut the beef

Euphemism for queefing.

To a woman:
Did you cut the beef? It smells like fish.

by mistrthou April 3, 2015


cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 23, 2021


WEINER BEEF

A phrase commonly used to identify nonsense; utter bullshit. Can also be used to describe cuckery.

“Wow, smells like wiener beef in here”
(Directed at a group of inferior males upon entering a room)
“Bro, this game is weiner beef

by Pappihamslapper September 2, 2021


Beef baby

1.) The distention of the abdomen due to consuming an excess of meat: specificly beef.

2.) A child that looks like a pot roast.

1.) Don't tickle me I have a beef baby.
2.) Don't tickle my beef baby

by Siren09876 September 7, 2021


beef turk

a penis

josie 'i really want to play with his beef turk'

by U.Jay.U. April 30, 2009

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beef pit

Another word for vagina...

He put his penis in to my well greased beef pit.

by Jesus Soldier June 9, 2006