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taco bell is heaven
We are going to Taco Bell. "(angels singing)"
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A girl who is likely to give you blue balls sometimes without even trying. Sometimes trying too much. She’s classy though and only some know how dirty a mind she has. She’s sweet and harmless, but enjoys getting a rise out of you because you are safe. You don’t mind except for that ache you’re a left with when she walks away. Perfect girl to bring home to Mom and Dad.
Guy 1: Without a doubt that girl has the dirtiest mind I’ve ever heard.
Guy 2: Yep, she’s a real blue belle. Now, my dick is hard and she’s gone.
Guy 1: I know. Me, too!
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Getting a little quick, hot, oral action on your bellend and penis during the lunch break. Usually from a street whore, a homeless person or a co-worker.
Hey Rachel did you hear the lunch bell? Yea let’s go.
That homeless woman rang my lunch bell today.
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Taking a dump for so long that your group misses the chance to do something it planned, like seeing the Liberty Bell, because it is waiting on you.
Skier 1: Early ski lift line opens in 5 minutes...where is Holly?
Skier 2: She has been in the bathroom since breakfast.
Skier 1: I hope she doesn't Liberty Bell us again, early tracks only last for 30 minutes.
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1. to totally be pissed off all day, everyday. 2. to complain about everything and throw your phone and stuff around your desk. 3. to yell at people uncontrollably on the phone.
for god sake! i am so shels-bells right now i can't even think straight. don't make me come over there and give you deadarm.
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The best sound you will ever hear, especially the bell that indicates the end of a period that lunch follows or the one that indicates the end of the school day.
* School bell*, oh, few, I can now go home and grind Call of Duty, but not fortnite though, because that game is deader than my great-grandmother, who was born 700 years ago.
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where a man gyrates on the crown of someones head from behind, then coming over the other person's forehead. thus, resulting in a 'veil'.
"last night he bell and crowned me, that veil went down to my chin"
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