fuck the biscuit

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

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bum biscuit

faeces, poo, shit, turd.

I gotta go and bake a bum biscuit.

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Dirty Biscuit

A game in which a group of men gather around a slice of bread and the last man who ejaculates on the bread must eat it.

I played dirty biscuit last night, and thank god I didn't lose. Larry had to eat the cum soaked biscuit.

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whisker biscuit

A circular device filled with bristles with an open center added to a hunting bow to rest arrows on in order to stabilize aim and flight upon release.

The bow with a whisker biscuit shot a bulls eye every time.

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Minge biscuit

A foreign body, usually a combination of shitty toilet paper and pubes encountered while "partaking of the captain's pie"

"Christ! these minge biscuits aren't exactly putting me in the mood."

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buttermilk biscuit

a white person

that lame dude with the tight pants is a buttermilk biscuit

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biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

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