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While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.
He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.
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When you piss off and alienate superfluous family members by calling them "bitch", this is what the bitch's husband beats you into.
Bloody pulp bloody pulp. Don't say bitch.
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when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
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When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.
I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.
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when you've been walking for so long that your feet feel like bloody stumps instead of feet.
"After the Washington D.C. trip, my feet were bloody stumps."
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When a teenage girl menstruates on a teenage boys face and mouth
OH MY GOD SHE BLOODY POONED ON ERIC!!
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Fucking a girl so she looses her virginity. Then ejaculate in the blood so it gets thinker like a milkshake
Example: After being sprayed on by Savannahs vaginal blood, I cummed in it and made her drink the bloody milkshake.
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