Monkey bomb

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.

"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."

Sparkle Bomb

An alcoholic beverage consisting of a tumbler of Champagne with a shot of jagermeister dropped into to.
As a substitute for Champagne, white wine and sparkling water can also be used.
The bar staff of Liverpool, Newcastle and Edinburgh are well aware of this drink.
This drink was created and popularised during aridonkulous stag-do

With the whip, Didier bought 12 sparkle bombs.

Beaut A - What the hell is that drink?
Beaut B - It's only a bloody sparkle bomb! See it off immediately.

Sparkle bombs are a ridonkulous invention

The Savil Bomb

This is where the male ejaculates into a breakable plastic bag multiple times until full (Mould is not of concern). He then throws said bag at a minor of his choice. The bag should burst on impact covering the minor in the semen.

For it to be known as as a savil bomb it must be thrown at someone under the age of 18.

The savil bomb. My mate Ben just savil bombed this toddler and now has 10 years in prison.

Bomb the toilet

When someone or yourself take a big dump in the toilet causing a massive poop/fart smell that covers the toilet and other rooms nears the toilet to smell like poop/fart

'' sorry guys i bombed the toilet''

''did you bomb the toilet? ''

Bombing the Harbor

The act of moving ones bowels over water. Normally done on a toilet, but preforming the act over any water will do. Acceptiable locations include: Jonny on the Spots, Port-O-Letts (any portable lue), Dockside, Boatside, Poolside ……

"Hey Bob! what the fuck is Bill doing?" He's in the bathroom Bombing The Harbor again.

horn bombing

Whereby you subject the object of your desire to a sustained and calculated campaign of horny messages. Objective: sexual resistance is futile.

I spent an enjoyable evening horn bombing Nick with details of exactly what I wanted, how I wanted it and when...

T-bomb

Woke left positive slang for a transgender truth bomb. Can be used to describe a transgender person whos's super slay.

"Did you see Jenny's outfit?"
"Yeah, she's a total t-bomb"

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