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When you lovingly hate each other. Sometimes involving the point of wanting to kiss your mortal enemy.
Hate boner (heɪt ˈboʊnər)
Person 1: fuck you
Person 2: fuck you too ;)
Person 1: I love you
Person 2: fuck you bitch
Person 1: but I'm saying something nice
Person 1: I don't care ;)
The reaction a mans dick gives when something excites him at that moment.
A man don't have to say how he feels his boner will say it all.
The sexy dress I put on caused my boyfriend to have a boner reaction.
A building that is so amazing that it is worthy of a boner.
"Look there's the Taj Mahal"
"Woah, what an architechtural boner!"
The hardest erection a human male can achieve. If you drop a mahogany on a bitch, you'll tear that pussy up with your rock hard cock.
TJ: Jenny just gave me the biggest fucking mahogany boner of my life.
Jeffrey: Nigga fuck you and your baby carrot dick.
An immediate massive solid erection that occurs at the sight or smell of bacon.
Do you want to go to waffle house?
No! I get a huge bacon boner as soon as I get within 50 feet of that place.
The term 'internet boner' refers to an overwhelming reaction from the interwebs to something new and shiny.
An Internet boner, occurs when an online product launch that has been over hyped pre-launch, has it's servers crushed by the demand from new users.
Music played in erectile dysfunction commercials. Usually some generic southern guitar jam that makes you look up, then quickly back down again because they're telling you how to "get it done".
There's always an awkward silence after the boner music stops.