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The phenomenon produced when a cell-phone stored in cleavage vibrates when called or text messaged
My freind, we were hanging out, and her boobs were all like 'vibro boobs time!' on me! It was actually kinda hot...
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A house where all the girls walk topless
I went for a sleepover at my friend's house, and had sex with his sister, because she was topless.
Being in a boob house is awesome
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When a woman simultaneously flashes a singular boob and chokes a man.
Same sex boob choking is approved.
I was so angry and horny I had no choice, but to boob choke him.
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strangely enough, blind people seem to enjoy these (see the movie Proof with that dude from the matrix and russel "gladiator" crowe).
also a common ice breaker. or floor cleaner. take your pick
1) ahhhhhhhhhhh saggy boobs!! (reaction to watching proof)
2) hey pretty lady ;) i like your saggy boobs
3) hey pretty lady ;) you have really dirty boobs....
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naked breast of a sexy female!
I have nude boobs, Logan Look at them! Squeeze them! Suck Them!
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Something a total retard would say in a text, honestly even thinking about this will make you a virgin forever, Especially if you like the Carolina Panthers and Butt sex with Greg Knorr.
John said 'boob card' and no girl has talked to him in months.
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A douche boob is a person who is not quite a douche bag, however, at the moment they deserve some kind of name calling. Douche rack for plural.
Tim: Whoa! He just spilled his drank all over her.
Adam: What a douche boob! HEY! YOU ARE A DOUCHE BOOB!
Tim: Ya, but he definitely is not a douche bag.
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