The act of bedazzling the male genital region with crystals and bling.
Honey, what do you think of my ding-a-ling bling?
It's sooo cute!
Just trying to make it prettier for you!
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A bad ass bich who loves Nutella and is annoyingly indecisive their sibling likes u a LOT and they are soo nice when they wanna be and a complete hue when they donβt
Oh yes that ones a right Samalama ding dong
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When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong
U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god
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When someone sticks their ding dong (penis) into another person's ass sideways
John: yo Tom I just had a ding dong ass with ella
Tom: that's my guy
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When you gotta smash but you gotta blast before her dad comes into the room.
Guy 1: Yo fam I totally pulled a Ding Dong and Dash on Marion last night!
Guy 2: Dude no way!
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When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !
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Its when someone is talking to you and you just blurt out DING DANG DOOGLE.
"Hey nice weather outside" "DING DANG DOOGLE" what the fuk?
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