tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is
i hate milk cabbage
When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.
The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.
When a girl has a vagina that looks like a donor kebab
“Man I couldn’t have sex with her, she had a cabbage fanny!”
Olga: Fermented cabbage is good for your stomach.
Yumin: And for your skin.
Olga: "FERMENTED CABBAGE DANCE "
Dress warmly in unsuitable weather or in a hot room.
You're dressed like a cabbage, it's hot in here!
Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.
Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.