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The kind of guy who was once cool but moves to Los Angeles around age 30 under the auspices of a UCLA graduate program and rebels against his parents, society, and traditional values for the very first time in his life. After his first ever encounter with a woman, Mr. California immerses himself in retrograde sociopolitical ideologies and affects a taste for lame lo-fi music. He consciously begins to speak with an unrealistically heavy California accent and is careful to sprinkle conversations with references to Noam Chomsky and Naomi Klein. Mr. California makes it a point to speak at a higher register than everyone else, which he attempts to mitigate with stylistic usage of the word “fuck.” On the rare occasion that you receive an incoming call from Mr. California, your first inclination is to cast your cell phone into the East River.
Guy #1:
That album is so fuckin’ superlative, so trans--fuckin--cendent, really. I can’t wait for Elliot Smith to come through town again. He’s hella relevant, dude.
Guy #2:
He died almost eight years ago, Mr. California.
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To be high.
I spend a lot of time in the State of California
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In sexual intercoarse when a man shits on a womans forhead and she lets it run down her breasts
'Ah Jamies tits are so nice I'd love to california mudslide that shit"
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a delicious mixed drink made with one shot of unflavored vodka, 4 ounces of cheap chardonnay wine, and 7 ounces of lemon lime soda
"You were so wasted last night! How much did you drink?"
"I don't even know, I must have had at least 6 California Girls!"
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It is when you are fucking a chick doggie style and then when you are going to blow your load, pull your cock out and blow it all over the girl's back. Then, when it dries, pull it off and you have yourself a California Pancake!
I was fucking this girl doggie style and I pulled my cock out and gave her a "California Pancake".
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A term used in reference to a person (typically a girl) from California who you have an attraction to; similar to calling someone a "dream boat."
A particularly attractive person (typically a girl) from California.
The new girl, Stacy, was a California Dream.
She flirted, "Oh, don't be that way, my California Dream."
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Mainly an East Coast term. When you have a booty call that you can call at any hour of the night as if it were only three hours earlier. e.g. It is 3am and you call the person with no problem as if it were 12am.
Dude, I've got her on California Time
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