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1. The greatest place in the world
2. Something that is totally awesome-crazy-gnarly.
3. Something that is totally crazy-gnarly in a bad way. (see crazy sauce)
Person one:"She's gone on to a better place"
Person two:"oh, I'm sorry..."
Person one:"No, She went to Gnarlsburg Canada"
Person two:"OH! THATS GNARLSBURG!!!!"
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Anytime a self proclaimed Canadian, makes the will full decision to pack/transport, in a travel device; such as a backpack, purse, or fannypack. One or more of the following items.
1: A black pocket pussy disguised as a flashlight.
2: A rape whistle, engraved with "slender sender".
3: A Walther CP 88 pellet gun.
To his girlfriend's house for protection.
My house was melting so I grabbed my slender sender and went canada-packin.
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verb. The godless sexual act of using the Stanley Cup as a weapon or date rape drug, to lure unsuspecting victims into a 'moose styled'(involving moose antlers and a jug of maple syrup for lube) reverse reach around and possible 'anal activities'. A US version of this act is known as "A night with Sarah Palin".
"Care to take a lesson in Canada's history?"
"OH GOD NO! NOT CANADA'S HISTORY!!"
"Man that one part of Canada's History, with out the syrup makes my butt hurt."
"I can totally see Canada's History being pulled off by Deadpool on Bea Arthur's Dead Corpse."
"Before i knew it I was involved in Canada's History."
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A sexual act so vile and depraved it is almost a violation of the FCC for Stephen Colbert to mention it on T.V. It involves drinking vaginal fluid, piss, shit and semen out of the Stanley cup, while getting gored in the ass by a moose's antler dipped in maple syrup (the moose is also getting fucked in the ass), then puking all the substances out into the cup then switching roles with your partner and allowing them to drink from the cup, in a vicious, sexually depraved cycle.
Last night she tried to teach me Canada's history - I got the fuck outta there as soon as I saw the moose.
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the deprived sexual act of freezing a hockey puck and shoving it up one's anus while probing your partners anus with maple syrup covered moose antlers while drinking the jizzum of the 1990 edmonton oilers out of the stanley cup.
Man we were so wasted we ended up having canada's history last night. My ass is still bleeding!
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The act of getting fucked, repeatedly, by your next door neighbor, all the while presenting as "friends-with-benefits" in public.
It's ok. Bush and Harper have a Canada's History.
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