Captain Sober

While drunk, trying to act sober in front of the person your trying to hook up with, as well as commanding your friends who are even more drunk to act like they're sober. Originated in Athens, Greece.

Girl 1: I see a hot guy over there.
Girl 2: You better be captain sober if you want to get him.

or

Friend 1: Your acting ridiculously drunk right now, you need to be captain sober.

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Captain Custard

A Captain Custard is a term that can be used in any team sport, but was first used in Sunday league football. It is used to describe a player who constantly refuses to bring other team mates into the game by passing them the ball, for them to only go on and lose possession themselves. Also know as a Ball Hog.

Manager (tezza): I don't wana see any Fuckin' Captain Custards today lads, ok?? (Looks at teams Captain Custard) or else Kinch Monsters going to come within 10 yards of ya, an next thing ya know you're in a hospital bed. Good luck lads, oh, and try not to get beat 9-0 again.

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captain planet

Earth,fire,wind,water,heart,Go Planet...
This environmentalist cartoon from the 90's that included 5 memebers from all continents.
Fire=black one. Fire=The white American
Wind=Some european girl with accent
Water=Asian girl
Heart=Some latino boy with a monkey.
and of course captain planet= red and white outfit with a planet logo blueish hair and greenish skin.They flew places with a solar powered airplaned.

I used to watch that, althogh never learned a lesson.

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Douche Captain

One who so excels at being a douchebag, they have been appointed to a position of leadership among their douchebag crew.

"That guy doing the guido dance - total douche captain."

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captain and coke

An alcoholic fizzy drank

Damn dude.... I'm trashed of this captain and coke.

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captain crunch

a hero and inspiration to us all. a character commonly seen during acid trips.

captain crunch tried to kill me which is strange cause hes such a kick ass mother

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captain planet

verb: to smoke weed, partake in the act of smoking weed.

chrissy: do you want to captain planet?
carol: well if we want to save the world, we better do it soon.

john: yo dude, i just captain planeted.
adam: sweet man.

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