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The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk
His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.
When he wants to put it in immediately with zero foreplay and no lube. Like a dry carrot rubbing against a paper towel. Freaking ouch.
I thought I set the mood and we’d take things slow but he was all about the dry carrot and I couldn’t wait for it to end.
1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.
2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.
Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.
1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩
1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.
When a ginger haired person masturbates. As their ginger pubes are similar to that of the color of a carrot.
Person 1: "Cameron's gone home early from the party"
Person 2: "Bet that red heads gone home to milk the carrot"
our lord a savior carrot paste (carapace) a superhero turtle sent from the heavens
holy carrot paste (carapace) sent from the heavens!
A feddish for sex with someone dressed as a carrot
its carrot dresser time