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When one must bend over and give an all access pass to their own Booty Hole
Hey Donald remember when that guy made you run them cheeks last year....have you got over that yet?
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An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
I had to fart in court so I busted the one cheek sneak.
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Having left over poop in your ass after taking a shit
Man 1: “Man the bathroom is out of toilet paper, I got Nutella Ass Cheeks.”
Man 2: “Bro wtf, go wipe!”
The bright and rounded areas of the face just below the eyes. Usually suggest health and happiness if the areas are glowing and prominent.
"When you look at yourself in the mirror, are you satisfied with the apples of your cheeks?"
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A fart (usually in public) tried to be kept silent, by leaning to one side, and squeezing the butt cheeks together. However, failing to be silent, but instead of being a full blown butt trumpet, turns out to be a long winded high pitched squeak. Also causing it to be WAY funnier/more embarassing.
*Dude, Tom leaned over in class today and totally let out a half-cheek-squeak. It sounded like someone opening a balloon!*
Cookieman’s ass cheeks sure love to come out during uno
When that booty be lookin like elastigirl’s.
Friend 1: Damn bro, did you see that ass?
Friend 2: Yeah, that chick was double cheeked up!
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