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When a girl shits on your dick, you then punch her in the nose and let the blood from her nose drip onto your dick and she then proceeds to suck you off.
Wow Jason’s California Chili Dog last night was amazing!
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An Eskimo chili dog is when you freeze a turd to be used later as a dildo.
She couldn't find her vibrator, but she remembered the Eskimo chili dog waiting in the freezer.
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The shit that works its way into the man's penis while having a chili dog.
That inverted chili dog had me pissing brown for a week!
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when a man is ass fucking a dog while fingering a camel and a women is masturbating to spongebob and using a care to shove up the dogs mouth ant to finish it up the man jizzes out gummy bears
man that was a crazy triple chili xxx last night
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The act of a male eating the ingredients to texas chili and proceeding to make himself vomit on his girl's head. Then he places a bowl on her head and gives her a haircut.
Joey: I am kind of hungry. What should I eat for dinner?
Stephanie: I really need a haircut.
Joey: Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stephanie: TEXAS CHILI-BOWL!
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Old people at the local library who are eating just sitting around eating
We need to leave, this place is full of Chili Cheese Dogs so I can't use the free internet
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when you take cocaine and snort it out of a girls vagina and then when she falls asleep you put chili in her vagina too and lick it until she wakes up than you masturbate to animal planet .
i had a texas chili bowl with my girlfriend last night.
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