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Used to torture students ever since the medieval ages. Overusing all of your five senses to the point where you can't see shit, hear shit, taste shit, feel shit, or smell shit.
Word of advice: Never fucking blink. You'll miss a millennium of equations and graphs and other shit that you'll never fucking use in your god forsaken life (unless you want to be a virgin engineer)
"Indica mihi ubi est domus princeps sustulit! Aut Math Class te in genere, cunt." -King Jofferey
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Working class is the politically correct phrase used to describe people without a college degree. Journalists fear using phrases that will sound like they're calling someone uneducated, so they hide what they mean through the phrase working class (co-opted from the Marxists). This allows people to feel like tough blue collar laborers down in the coal mines when in actuality they're probably working in retail.
Working class can refer to either the degree-less people, or to the jobs typically occupied by them. Some, but not most, working class people move their way up through the ranks and make decent pay. If they really strike it rich they may no longer be proletariat common people in typical working class jobs. This confuses pollsters who don't have a word to describe millionares without college degrees.
After the election, droves of reporters could be seen helicoptering in from NYC to interview members of the white working class (WWC) in diners across the state.
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The act of being against marijuana usage, pro-Troops, and anti pre-marital sex.
Barry: Hey Lisa you wanna have sex?
Lisa: Sorry Barry, but I’m a class act.
Barry: Bet so you tryna light up?
Lisa: No Barry, once again, I’m a class act.
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Most of them are just dumb crazy and annoying. Currently a bunch of pre-pubescent 12 to 13 year olds running around saying racially sensitive jokes while if one is made about them they will flip and cry about it and make their friends hate the person who made the joke.
Jane: OMFG?!!?? IS BRYAN ACTUALLY GOING TO ASK CANDICE OUT?!!?!? SHE'S STILL LIKE 12.
Brandon: There must be something wrong with him..He's in high school and he's about to date a middle schooler.
Jane: EFF everyone in the class of 2024.
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A lit ass person that likes to get hammered at parties but has the most school sprit and love socializing with everyone a people’s person usually good looking and swole
Did you see him chug that bottle that’s my class president
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Possibly the most annoying graduating class you could ever imagine. If you have any 2026 kids on your bus, you might as well walk to school. Most of them are spoiled and already have phones, though they have a cracked screen since they’re immature and irresponsible. They have no filter and no boundaries. It’s very rare to find a kid from the class of 2026 that’s over 5 feet tall.
“Oh my gosh class of 2023 is so annoying!”
“You think they’re bad? look at class of 2026!”
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The cheapest seats on aeroplanes, trains, boats etc.
(Tannoy): " Could customers with first-class tickets please progress directly to the VIP lounge where you will be greeted with champagne and cocktails."
"Those with working class tickets should turn right on boarding the aircraft, where they will be greeted by sour-faced lags and wedged into a chair with zero legroom, between a screaming three year old and a forty-stone one-eyed prostitute. Thank you"
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