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Taking a piss in a can of coke, followed by drinking it but not swallowing, then spitting it out on a vagina.
"Oh babe, gimme som' dat bulgarian coke"
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engaging in sexual intercourse with a penis comprable in size to a coke can
Ali was caught coke-caning with a husky white man because her small elf lover couldn't fulfill her needs
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Southend-on-sea's, world famous double act! Well known for their antics and even have a drink named after them in local establishments!
Woman: "WOW, did you see those two"?
Bartender: "Yeah that's Bear and Coke"!
Woman: "Like the drink"?
Bartender: "The drinks named after them".
Woman: "Give me a pitcher then."
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The act of ordering or asking for (politely/not politely) a diet soda, when received, the soda being normal.
Cashier: What may I get you to drink with that?
Customer: A diet Coke please.
(2 minutes later with full order)
Customer: Aww man! He gave me a Hoax Coke. I am very uncomfortable.
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When your girlfriend bleeds all over the floor after sexual activity, on or off her period.
Oh man, I was fisting my girlfriend and she spilled the coke all over my carpet. Spilling the coke is fucking gross.
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Slang for bisexual i.e. attracted to both men and women
she's cherry coke, won't share her girlfriend :(
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