Cold Rolled

When dancing in a club near to two people of a girthy build, that the pull is that strong you are pulled through the and come out the other side 2 Dimensional....You have been cold rolled.

This is in relation to the manufacturing process of cold rolling.

"watch were your dancing mate your about to be cold rolled between those behemoths!!"

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Cold Oyster

The large amount of phlegm you cough up but have nowhere to politely spit out, forcing you to swallow it again.

I was in the lift the other day and had to choke down a cold oyster

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cold cup

A plastic cup with frozen kool-aid in it, there’s many different flavors :).

Let’s go get a cold cup from the candy lady.

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cold snake

Normally a very cold woman without feelings or any kind of remorse

boy: hi sweety how are you ?
girl: who the fuck cares?
boy: i just wanted to know if you are ok!!
girl: just back off jerk
Boy: you are such a cold snake

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smoking cold

When you beer is so cold the frost cloud rolls down the side of the can/glass.

Hard day at work, I need a smoking cold Budweiser!

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Cold Shit

Some seriously cold, unfeeling, shit.

Girl 1: Sorry, but I have a three inch minimum.

Guy: (with sarcasm) Oh, ha ha ha!

Girl 2: I have a nine inch minimum.

Guy: That's some cold shit.

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cold soak

The act of masturbating in the shower right up until you're about to cum and then rinsing your penis in cold water in order to delay ejaculation. Repeated as many times as desired.

Jim: Since when does it take you 45 minutes to take a shower? Now we're late for the game.
Bob: Sorry, I was in a groove and never wanted it to end. I had to cold soak like 15 times.
Jim: You can do all the cold soaking you want on your own time. Lets go.

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