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The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.
When you gotta poop right away. Because your poop is touching your cotton under wear.
Hey man; I gotta go take a shit right now! It's knockin on cotton!!
A description of how the clouds look at sunrise.
While on the beach 🏖 for sunrise, in Cape May NJ, my girlfriend says, “The clouds are so beautiful, they look like “Cotton Candiddy”
The worst opinions about media: (ei. Movies, video games, tv shows)
Person 1: Hey did you hear that Gianni thinks Clone Wars is bad?
Person 2: Yeah, straight Cottone Opinion
Cotton dancing is the act of two black women twerking on a white man, who takes the appearance of cotton.
“Man that party last night was crazy! Every white boy got into some cotton dancing!”
When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.
“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”
“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”
The small box section of a womens panties that gets "flashed" accidentally when wearing short skirts, or loose shorts etc...
" Dude, that chic just sat down across from me in the coffe shop and I saw her cotton box