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When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
I found a crusty jizz sock under bret’s Bed
The act of a women shitting on a mans chest after he falls a sleep. By morning the skat should be somewhat dry, forcing the unlucky man to comb the shit out of his chest hair.
Linda shit on my chest last night after I fell asleep! By the time I woke up it was so dry and matted in my chest hair...the only way I could get it out was with a comb. It sure was a crusty comb out.....
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One who thoroughly enjoys smelling the genitalia of elderly women.
"Ewwww look at Erik, he is smelling that elderly women's genitalia...."
"Yea, he is a Crusty Muff Huffer"
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When one wakes up in the morning and realizes they can't open their eyes because there is dried semen stuck on them. Very similar to eye boogers (rheum).
I was so pissed when my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me last night, so I jacked off and unloaded a torrential cum storm on her face. When she woke up, she tried to open her eyes, but couldn't cause they were full of man crusties.
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That one kid that is always I their iPad, which usually has a thick case and is encrusted in a thicc later of snot. Commonly seen in a Wal-Mart basket with Cocomelon playing on full volume from their YouTube kids.
Me: Girl, ur sisters such a Crusty iPad Kid
Friend: Yeah I know :,)
When a male performs anal, and is left with shit and cum on his dick and then leaves it for a minimum of 48 hours.
„Mate why you scratching your balls“
„Well, I fucked this bird in the back door and I’ve got a crusty jeb end“
This word is used to describe someone who is usually very unsanitary, has poor hygiene and does not do anything except eat and play fortnite.
When Jimmy Noonan walks in the room:
Ah a crusty waste of space.
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