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Storm is Cursed

A future YouTuber and a programmer who is mostly mean but can be also kind

Storm is Cursed is a jackass

by Kashon69 March 28, 2022


Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.

As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.

by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024


coffee cursed

That doomed feeling when you have a craving for coffee while you are trying to fall asleep.

David had insomnia and stayed up all night because he was coffee cursed. He knew that he wouldn't be able to fall asleep unless he cured his craving, meanwhile knowing that coffee would also keep him awake. It was a lose-lose situation.

by nightlover May 25, 2012


Curse of the Stage Kiss

Two actors falling in love after kissing or making love in a movie or stage production.

Relationships like Miley Cyrus & Leim Hemsworth and Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman have fallin under the curse of the stage kiss.

by Writer@<3 April 11, 2015


The Curse of Norio Ohga

The Curse of Norio Ohga refers to after nintendo releasing a successful console with tons of games leading to other console manufacturers trying to emulate the success,Then their next console becomes a commercial failure resulting in other video game publishers like konami, capcom and sega doing stupid decisions resulting in poorer quality indie games being released instead making people think a 2nd video game crash will happen

The curse of Norio Ohga is a reference to the time in the early-mid 90s where nintendo and sony cut ties after nintendo worked with philips instead of making the SNES CD addon resulting in the creation of the sony playstation and later segas exit from the hardware market and microsofts entry into it

1997

Guy 1: man the ps1 and n64 is good and all but i wish the 3do m2 was released so i could have the actual arcade version of time crisis 2 and NFL blitz at home instead of the cheap home versions of those games

2004

Guy 1: man the gaming industry went to shit ever since 9/11 happened, things havent been the same since sega left the console market

Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga, if the nintendo revolution is a falure, nintendo might end up like sega in the near future

2016

Guy 1: man the wii u sucks and that young conker game and dying light is nothing like metal gear solid and the original conker

Guy 2: yeah thanks to the curse of norio ohga if the nintendo NX gets released and is a failure theres going to be a 2nd video game crash (however at least we will still have games like undertale to keep us busy)

by baliebox4916 August 20, 2023


The Curse of Narl

The Curse of Narl is a curse that applies to "narleniun" A.K.A "spongeleniun". It happens in the "Hunger Games" in the discord server "AI_Sponge Rebooted". The Curse causes Narleniun/Spongeleniun to go into mid-game/late-game hunger games, but then die usually due to starvation or dehydration.

Narl: fuck yeah dude im beating their asses in this hunger games
Hunger Games hoster: narleniun dies of dehydration
Narl: what the FUCK. prime example of The Curse of Narl.

by narleniun October 30, 2023


The WillyGoat Curse

The dark cloud of doom that plagues one’s favorite sports team for years and decades that can only be undone by a fan, bandwagon fan, or faithful fan by a sports sacrifice to that particular teams sports god for a championship.

“Dude, you’re not fooling anyone, we all know you’re gay, so admit it already as sacrifice so the 49ers can win a Super Bowl finally!, because The WillyGoat Curse is taking out our 49ers best players every game!”

by The Bonk December 3, 2024