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When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.
A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.
When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.
I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.
The act of eating a girls pussy whIle she is giving another guy a blowjob.
Yesterday on your boat I totally dirty mcelroyed that bitch.
take a shit in your living room couch while you crank da soulja boy
Yeah Mauri, you are the best at doing the Dirty Mulle
When the man recites the trinitarian formula in Latin during sex, and when he gets to the “Amen”, he screams it and ejaculates on the girls face.
“Yeah man, I pulled a Dirty Ludvig last night. It was crazy.”
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When you grab a Oscar Meyers 12 pack of hot dogs, and shove them one by one up the others person’s butthole, screaming, “MUSTARD KETCHUP MAYO CUM, WHO SHOVED THESE HOTDOGS UP MY BUM!”
Me and daddy Jayden did the Dirty Killian last night in the laundry room
A man who looks innocent, but is a sex god without the need to brag about it!
He turned out to be a real dirty Martyn in bed!