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The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”
this happens when your girlfriend doesn't send at least one lewd picture a day
me: can i have a photo
her: no!
me: i now have Crippling depression
A series of clickbait thumbnails found at the end of an article on a webpage, generally taunting leaked pictures of celebrities, DIY cures for genetic diseases and simple recipes to become a millionaire (or whatever your browsing history says you're in lack of).
- Dude, what I don't get is how everybody else seems to be successfully navigating the vagaries of life while I remain eternally stuck in mediocrity.
- Don't tell me. You've been staring at a Depression Matrix again.
When you are sad all the time but like not really depressed
Yeah I been having diet depression
the feeling you get when you think about Daniel Howell and how cute and funny and smol he is. this feeling mostly comes from watching videos like Hello Internet, Butterfingers and Procrastination. side effects are a lot like Noah depression (sqealing, fangirling, crying, wanting to hug him, and last but not least, uwu). please take caution before watching Dan's old videos.
I'm getting Dan depression from rewatching Dan's old videos.
The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.
Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time
Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…