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When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.
Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer
Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer
Depression Complex is that of a person who does not believe in depression as an illness, yet they appear to be dealing with it themselves, while it is impossible to prove that they have depression, they seem the most conflicted and unhappy.
Guy 1: Hey man you alright you seem a little depressed.
Guy 2: I'm okay, I don't exactly believe in depression, i mean, i believe people can be sad, but I don't believe it's an illness.
Guy 1: I understand, you must have a
"depression complex", but ya know others won't understand right.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know...
A brief period of sadness that occurs after a friend you've been spending a lot of time with leaves.
Alex: Hey, how are you?
Nathan: Feeling a bit down.
Alex: How come?
Nathan: No, nothing. Just had some postmatal depression since John left this afternoon.
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When one stays optimistic while being depressed (usually because of exams or work related projects that need to be done on or for the next day).
Joey says he doesn't care about passing his exams but we all know he's optimistically depressed.
The feeling that one might receive in the few days before their birthday; this feeling might include the urge to cornobble one’s friend after being wished a “happy birthday”. An overall wish to sit at home, isolated, while eating jars of Nutella with a spoon
“Why is she acting so bitchy?”
“Her birthday’s in two days; she’s in the midst of her birthweek depression”
The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.
Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time
Worse than the Great Depression from 2007 to current; the average salary from 1930 for an average American individual was $4900( adjusted for inflation $85,000 annually for one person) as of 2023 the average salary is $56,000 annually, making less than the height of the Great Depression. In 1930 Gasoline was 10 cents a gallon or $1.73 adjusted for inflation, today the average is $3.55. To buy a new car in 1930 it would be $860— worth about 15k adjusted for inflation, today is worth a whopping $48,000. Key to the American Dream to buy a house in 1930 would be about $3900— less than 70k today, the average price today? $416,00. This is no secret, and nobody is saying a thing.
Ladies and gentlemen, let us awaken to The Silent Depression and it didn’t begin with the Covid Pandemic…