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my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

A retorical question directed usually towards woman, but in some cases asked male to male. meaning that you want to sodomize someone.

jim: hey baby, my dick died can i bury it in your ass?

random woman: no!

jim: please?

random woman: ...fine.

by 8008s March 1, 2010

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deucey dutz du du deuce du di du

This and other variations are what one generally says after shit-boxing a tent with friends.

(Water bottling the blunt afterwards is optional.)

Kid in tent: "Deucey dutz du du deuce du di du"
Friends: hahahahha
Kid in tent: "dudi deucdeuc di di du deuce"
Friends: hahahahaha

by Theodore Gato April 5, 2008

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who lives who dies who tells your story

The saddest song known to mankind duh. Alexander Hamilton dies and everybody cared but just couldn't show it while he was alive except for Eliza and Angelica. Also the last song in the Hamilton playlist.

Who lives who dies who tells your story... *Burst into a rampage of tears*

by Cows and minecraft fnaf January 15, 2020

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DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai}

D.F.I.I.Y.L.I. - Don't fight it if you like it!

This is our life's greatest motto. If you want to do something, just do it. Don't fight it if you like it! :)

www.facebook.com/DFIIYLI

A: Dude, let's drink tonight!
B: I don't wanna drink. I'll just go with you guys and might go home early.

(After a few hours, they all got drunk and wasted.)

DFIIYLI™ {di-fii-why-ehl-ai} - Don't fight it if you like it!

by arnelreodique August 18, 2011

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Somebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

A word used when someone around u said or did something really stupid

Dat nigga Trey gave me 20 dallaz 4 a piece of gum.Damn sumebody fell out of da dumb tree dis mornin

by D November 23, 2003

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im gonna shootizzle tonightizzle up izzle in dis hizzle

im goin to shoot up tonight in this place(or house)

by clydizzle and RGizzle October 19, 2003

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PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺

The annoying little rats that beg for subscribers and something say that something bad or tragic happened to them and they need SUBSCRIBERS

bitch:PLS SUB TO ME MY DAD DIED🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Someone: no, stop lying about your dad's death
Some other bitch: GIFTING MY SUBSCRIBERS SUB TO ME YOU'LL GET A TEN MILLION IPHONES i swearrrrr

by kamudai April 21, 2021

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