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about 18ish years
SIKE BITCH U THOT!!he ain’t coming back
Me: Hey mom where’s my dad?
Mom: He went to get milk
Me: How long does it take for someone to get milk from the grocery store?
Mom: ......
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It is a sentence...........but OK. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop
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The answer is:
Red.
Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks
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Because I really don’t know how to do this. I hate my relatives they are assholes.
Does anyone know how to cut off some unwanted relatives out of your life?
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Why does the author describe how she counted the rows of deck lights when she was in the lifeboa
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The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature
Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.
Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....
This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.
Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....
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A really shitty use of the word tag
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