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Donald Trump

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:
"Trumpzilla"
"President Trump"
& his favorite,
"Menage a Trump"

by G-Union April 5, 2004

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donald trump

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

by foo bear August 25, 2005

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Donald Trump

a fucking bitch that is a bad asshole. Should not be a fucking assholing prez.

Donald Trump is a Fucking Bitch.

by bigfatman1234567890 January 23, 2017

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Donald Trump

bitch ass meat head.

yo that dude is just like donald trump so fucking full of himself

by bvbarmy forever January 25, 2016

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Donald Trump

The Donald Trump is where you shoot your sperm on someones face and throw money at them. Whatever sticks to their face, they get to keep!

"I was broke, so when I gave her the Donald Trump I used a handful of change so i could still have bus fare home! I probably shouldn't have thrown it as hard though..."

by lost4eternitynow January 7, 2010

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Donald Trump

An idiot that proves that stupidity is real

Donald trump is the definition of stupidity.

by SLAUGHTERER321 February 2, 2017

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Donald Trump

An old man who has the skin colour of an oompa loompa. Has a child that is too young for his age.

Is that an oompa loompa over there? No that's just donald trump.

by youoweusdogs January 21, 2017

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