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someone who requests favours or makes demands that inconveniences someone else
barney expects me to pick him up from work at 3.30am even though I'll be asleep, he's such an inconvenient douchebag
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sam palazzola.
fucking douchebag :
my fathherr.
a phyco mother fucker.
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A person who unfunny dumbasses think says offensive thing and only says they're jokes when the don't land, but in reality they were always jokes and your just the group buzzkill
That Schrödinger's Douchebag said hippity hoppity women are property and only says its a joke when I get offended.
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A person who makes a grand gesture of deriving pleasure from a small detail which was the not original point of the image, sound, or situation in question.
G: Did you notice the bee that landed on the wall in the sex scene?
S: Whatever, punctum douchebag!
Roland Barthes (famous philosophical and linguistic writer and purveyor of French orgasms) is the ultimate punctum douchebag.
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Seniors in highschool who go hard on the motherf*cking paint in their favorite class, Gym. They are loud, extremely obnoxious and have little or no actual athletic talent.
Freshman: Those douchebag seniors playing man, every time someone scores its just five more minutes of shouting before we can start playing again.
Freshman 2: Yeah, it sucks, they're such douches but we're gonna be like that in 3 years....
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someone who spazzes a lot and acts like a total douchebag. usually a jerk, has no life, mean, and brainless.
"wow Jacob E is such a spazzing douchebag!"
"i know right!!"
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Someone who wears sunglasses, even when it's dark outside
Guy 1: Isn't Kyle such a Mr. Douchebag?
Guy 2: Yeah, he always wears those sunglasses, even when it was 2 AM!
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