Big Angry Dyke Syndrome

B.A.D.S or Big Angry Dyke Syndrome can be used to describe a woman who is acting like an an angry Lesbian. Common signs of a woman having B.A.D.S includes very short hair, grunting, scissoring and a short temper.

Wow did you see Lisa today? She was so pissed off I thought she was going to rip my balls of, do you think she has Big Angry Dyke Syndrome?

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Dyke Cooch Cookoff

A mirror to the everpresent term "pissing contest" between men engaged in a verbal or personal (or oft physical) arguement, just make it female. And lesbian.

Sara (a lesbian) had a heated Dyke Cooch Cookoff outside the bar with her ex partner after she found out that Midge, and her new found love, left her with the tab for the food and the taxi after the bad news.

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Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

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fry your dyke

From: when a crazy stalker dyke follows you around for an excessive period of time, eventually the pressure becomes all too much, you give in and let her sleep chained to your radiator. If you weren't paying attention, you might turn up the heating too high, therefore frying your dyke. Basically, you just have to relax about the bondage dyke in your living room, move on and chill.

"Don't fry your dyke man, I didn't know she was your mum"

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full blood dyke chick

a lesbian. heard in the song by new boyz called "cashmere". means that a girl is strictly lebian. hense the word, dyke, and full blood.

Jon: " Yup so I asked her out. She totally played me."

Pauly: "What she say?"

Jon: "She's a full blood dyke chick."

Pauly: "Woah. Shit just got real."

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dick van dyke accent

worst cockney accent ever!!!(in mary poppins)
see also:that guy out of ocean's 11 £ 12 don cheadle i think.

oh my god is he trying to be cockney. what an insult to cockneys!

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Ur dad’s wife is a dyke

Worse insult of all time when said the earth and everyone on it explodes.

1. Ur mom gay
2. Ur dad lesbian
1. Ur sister a mister
2. Ur grandpap a trap
1. Well, your family tree lgbt
2. Fuck you! Your family reunion is a homosexual communion
1. Do make me do it
2. Do it Pussy
1. YOUR DAD’S WIFE IS A DYKE

2 and Everything else explodes

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