Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch
You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan
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The smelliest boy in the world.
“What’s that smell? Oh, it’s Ethan.”
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He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells
Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan
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Amazing. Really cute, but not quite hot. The best person you'll ever meet. Ethans are kind and great people. Will you go out with me, Ethan?
Ethan is fucking amazing.
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The biggest saddo ever!!!!
Oh thats ethan
Yep he is a proper saddo
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Ethan is the type of guy that you see and want to get to know him instantly because of the vibe that he gives off he’s someone you like to be around and hangout with he’s really lay back , outgoing , funny in his own ways , serious , protective , salty , hard headed asf and probably most good looking guy you know if he likes you you’re lucky because he doesn’t just like anyone you have to earn it or have something that catches his eye his friendship / loyalty you don’t have to question because he’s the type to be there and do anything if he cares about you and he’s always honest he’s the most straight up person you can ever meet and most competitive person don’t try to compete with him otherwise it may not end good for you he’s also very athletic and will try out most likely any sport there is or he’s already done it before and he’s also a very smart guy
Jenny : you see that hot ass marine over there
Megan : yes he looks like a Ethan!
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That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️
Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...
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