to masturbate before sex, so you can last longer.
I let the easy one out, let's have a sex marathon!!!!!
When saying something is "a bowl full of easy noodles" is to say something can be completed with the most minimal amount of effort possible. it typically deserves a staples button click "that was easy" after completion.
Daym, your girl is a bowl full of easy noodles!
Another way of saying "GG EZ", but that was outdated by Diamond Dave.
/all Just "too easy for Diamond Dave" or "2 EZ 4 DD"
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A variant on the phrase "Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy", which is a child's rhyming slang to indicate an easy task. However, this term is used specifically in reference to the violent overthrow of government, or in reference to the act of writing any text, pamphlet, paper, or book on such subjects.
1) "Comrade, are you ready to storm the Tsar's Winter Palace and install our protelariat government in place of this autocratic and outdated feudal monarchy?"
"Yes, comrade. It will be easy peasy lenin squeezy because they are all fat bourgeois pigs."
2) "Yo man, have you written that essay on Karl Marx yet?"
"No, but it should be easy peasy lenin squeezy, I've read the book twice already."
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A convenience store and gas station, sells food, drinks, candy and lotto, almost always located on the corner of a busy intersection. Can also refer to a person who is quick to give up the goods so they are known as being easy. Could also mean quick to come at a person on social media but whose bark is louder than their bite. Usually girls who are petty and unattractive.
I stopped by the quick n easy for milk and bread.
Speaking of quick n easy that girl Sage is always chasing the di*ck and talking sh*t on Snapchat!
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*Contains Spoilers*
Extremely long and complicated story on the Green Day fansite geekstinkbreath.net. Read by aproximatly half of the GSB population, A Note Don't Come Easy incoperates songs from many difernet artists into a clever and appealing story.
It is written by billie_joe_fit
The story follows the life of a character named Steph (or Stef), whith a difficult home life, who runs away to enter a competion to meet Green Day. She ends up meeting the band and romance blossoms between our hero Steph and Bilie Joe Armstrong. Steph still goes ahead with the competion, sparking a feud between another competitor, Jimmy. The readers learn that Steph has been self harming for years and attempts to kill herself after a fight with Billie Joe.The theame of terrorism is woven into this fanfic when Billie is almost killed in a bombing. Steph is then forced to visit Billie Joe's family home, pretending she is the girlfriend of bandmate Tre Cool.
The story contains perhaps the most tragic final chapter in the history of fan fiction. A second terrorist attack claims the life of pregnant Steph, hours before Billie Joe is due to explain to his wife that he would rather be with Steph.
Although stories where Billie Joe is with anyone other than his wife of twelve years, have recieved critism on GSB in the past, this story is the exception. Far from the typical teenie 'I LyK mET BiLlIe aNd hE LuVz mE', A Note Don't Come Easy often exceeded ten pages of comments per chapter and recieved over forty straight ten votes.
A must read for any GSBian or Green Day fan, with a couple of hours to spare
I cried at the end of A Note Don't Come Easy
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Getting eight inches of man meat up a virgin vag.
My friend was bragging about going 7 the hard way on a girl a couple days ago. I told him, keep the poo, I am using my 8 the easy way...God's intended way.
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