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teacher: do you hear how it sounds bad?
elijah: no
teacher: you stupid motherfu-
People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!
If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!
People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!
If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!
People who are named “Elijah” which are usually guys, always like dick. I’ve personally met 17 Elijahs and each one of them loved dick!
If you know someone named Elijah, just know he’s always searching for some dick!
Are you trying to solve that Rubik's Cube? You'll never be an ELijah
The worst name created. I't is a warcrime to be named Elijah.
Person 1: I know a guy named Elijah!
Person 2: Poor you.
elijah is an amazing bf. he is so kind and funny. very friendly and outgoing. will love you with everything and protect you at all costs. he is so strong and smart. he is good at everything and anything and you always want to be around him. his cuddles and kisses are the best and no one can be better then him in any way, shape, or form. i love him with my whole heart. forever and always.
That’s definitely an Elijah, look at how he makes her smile.