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when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
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The height of lexical resources.
If I'm not sure about the definition of a word, I might check the Oxford English Dictionary for an accurate and in-depth definition.
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Not to be confused with the American Chug Off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the English Chug Off is much different. In America, it is known as "Circle Jerking." The (male) participants in the English Chug Off gather round in a circle and begin to masturbate until each one ejaculates. While this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all participants climax at once.
Corey: Hey I'm a little bored, want to do a chug off?
Jeremy: If you mean an English chug off, then YES!
Corey: I'll call my boy Jimmy and we can get started!
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A phrase used to describe well spoken or well written english
Goddamn that speech was so good it gave me an English teacher orgasm
When your English teacher wants you to write three essays and a research paper in one week.
Random Student: "My friend died from insomnia after he wrote ten 100-page essays in one week."
Cool Math teacher: "Dude, I think that's called 'death by English class'."
It is something that occurs every few years it happens most of the time in the beginning of the school year, after a few months of being pregnant the english teacher suddenly dissapears into thin air and then reappears at the end of the school year.
You: Man the hot english teacher is going to be absent for the whole year.
Them: You mean the pregnant english teacher?
Common of British Americans, a dialect of English that’s not quite British and not quite American. As when you go “across the pond” the middle is the Atlantic between the UK and USA, the perfect compromise.
You see they understand me everywhere! I have an Atlantic (English) Accent. Bloody Aluminum!