Billie Evans uses her titties as a weapon of mass destruction. She is the filth of the summer and her body is a picture of beauty. Her name in latin means filthy slut
Luke: hey sam have you seen that filthy slut billie evans
Sam: uh, yea filth of the summer init
Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.
Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!
A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"
a simp for squidward tentacles
“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”
Lewis Evans has a massive... Heart best person ever great lover
And hung like a horse
Lewis Evans is so fucking hot I want to call him daddy