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“patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”
Lizette Addison Tiare Cooper is the cutest girl eve and her boyfriend is so lucky to have her.
Lizette Addison Tiare Cooper is the cutest girl ever.
Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!
Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
-i opened that had a sign that said see the most racist person on earth as i opened it there it was i was staring at the most racist person ever- it turns out i was staring into a mirror
the most racist person ever is ob...........
The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
Have you ever been bungee jumping?… shut up Daniel NO
When someone releases a product (example: music) and someone states that someone who's known as being good at producing a product of that type (example: Eminem) has been real quiet ever since it dropped, meaning that the product was so good that it sent someone who is known to be good at it was silenced at it's greatness.
Person 1: *makes a really good rap song.*
Person 2: you know, _ been real quiet ever since this dropped. (Insert a really good rapper on the _)
Martin Srabotnik
Martin Srabotnik is the best slalom kayker ever