Westbury Eye

1. a condition in which the eyes are not properly aligned with each other, due to the constant metaphysical pull of the affected eye towards Westbury, NY. It typically involves a lack of coordination between the extraocular muscles that prevents bringing the gaze of each eye to the same point in space, under the strong influence of Westbury, NY. Also known as lazy eye and geophysical strabismus.

*Note - When the afflicted is physically located in Westbury, NY, the Westbury Eye will spin violently, like a compass at the magnetic North Pole.

Glenn: "What the shit is your cousin looking at, Mike? He's making me nervous."

Mike: "Oh, don't worry about Jimmy, he's just got Westbury Eye."

Glenn: "What the shit is Westbury Eye?"

Mike: "You know, when one eye is normal and the other eye is always looking at Westbury, no matter where you are in the world."

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Utica Eye

When you're way past drunk 3 drinks ago, yet somehow still up. Still belligerent, and wanting to talk to your friends, yet nobody can understand you, or wants to hold you up.

He was Schenectady eye at 6. he's surpassed that to Utica eye about a half hour later

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Remsen Eye

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone without making direct eye contact with them.

Or

The act of carrying on a conversation with someone where their eyes are making sudden random darting movements which never make contact with the eyes of who that person is talking to.

Was he talking to me or to you? I couldn't tell because he was giving me the Remsen Eye.

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eye-popping

Something that is shocking or surprising to see.

The phrase comes from the idea that when people see things that are powerfully attractive or unusual, their eyes seem to pop out of their head.

1) You should see Magic Brian's eye-popping new juggling trick.

2) We made an eye-popping Web site for our new client.

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eye-crush

Phrase used to describe someone who they think is cute, but not ready to take further action. Often, one may have multiple of these.

Part of speech: Noun

Tim: "Jane is really cute, I have had my eye on her for some time now."

Jared: "You have an eye-crush on her."

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eye juice

eye drops used to lubricated your eye when dry, irritated and/or red

After being on the computer for more than 10 hours, Mary's eyes were in desperate need of eye juice.

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Kuk Eyes

1) Attractive females who divert attention from men (or lesbian women) in public

2) Hot chicks

Lets go to the track to look for Kuk Eyes.

There were Kuk Eyes at the amusement park the other day.

I wanna look for Kuk Eyes!

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