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A person who spends an inordinate amount of time on thefacebook.com, consistently adding people they don't know as friends, joining groups, stalking people, etc.
Ken: "Sweet dogg! Caroline added me as a friend on the facebook today! That's basically 100% guaranteed ass-tappage! Giggidy giggidy!"
Mike: "I doubt it, man, that girl has 539 'friends' on there. Total facebook whore. Look, she even added 'Tony Danza' as a friend. I bet Tony hit that, right?"
Ken: "But, but, I, um..."
Mike: "Here, take the latest copy of 'Tig ol' Bitties,' go in the bathroom, and amuse yourself for a while."
Ken: "OK." (does just that)
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Facebook Wisdom (n.): Used to describe the dumbass shit people say on Facebook, Twitter, tumblr or other online social networks to make themselves seem clever, profound, or wise.
Jane likes 'Sweetie, If You're Going To Be Two Faced, At Least Make One Of Them Pretty =)' on ♥" "That's Facebook wisdom we could all live by, if it weren't so contrived.
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A friend on facebook but not in real life.
Your my facebook friend, not my real friend
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The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.
I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.
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To have thoughts of or to threaten deleting your facebook account.
Asia- Facebook is taking too much of my time. I think I might delete my account.
Brittany- Do we need to call a therapist? Cause you're being facebook suicidal.
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The most dramatic online world that has ever existed. Where people treat their statuses like their diaries, Girls post half naked pictures of themselves like it's an adult site, Real life Lame people are Famous, Barbies Promote theirselves UnProductive people uses the site to become famous, People pose as celebrities, People cry whe they only have 2 notifications when they log in,People create fake accounts and cause drama because they're bored with their lives,People send their suicide notes, Everybody's everyday topic, People fighting over unreasonable comments, People "sneak diss" on their stats, People have facebook affairs and cute Couples break up,Its Used to have Cyber Sex, Where people send litteraly a hundred annoying invites everyday, People race to get 5,000 friends,Might be now in Illuminati, where kids under twelve have accounts, Where pervs pose as young people just to talk to the underaged folks, AND ITS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE FIGHT TODAY! & The list goes on.
Trish: I freaking hate Faceboook ,its so lame.
Brian: Are you serious? If Facebook was a show..the ratings would be blowed man!
Facebook world Drama Unreal fake wrong life selfish dramatic appauling no point abused illuminati taking over controlling ignorant no priority online trash reality website
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a person who is addicted to facebook and has intense urges to update their status,post notes,and to send you 'pieces of flair' every chance they get. They define their social value by how many responses and or 'pieces of fucking flair' they receive back.
Zack is such a Facebook Fiend . He changes his stats every ten seconds!
Damn it Audrey, you sent me sixteen bumper stickers today alone! I don't even have that application!
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