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It's amusing, funny and completely FUCKING AWESOME.
Family Guy is probably the funniest thing ever created ever. not only on TV.
--example of funny parts from some chapters in Family Guy--
Peter: Hi everyone I'm Peter Griffin, you know we had a lotta' laughs tonight, but, I'll tell you whats not funny. Killin' strippers. Strippers are people too, naked people who maybe are willing to pleasure you for a price you negotiate later behind a curtain in the V.I.P room. Besides, there's no need to kill'em, 'cuz most o'them are already dead inside. G'night everyone *waves*
--other episode--
Peter: *to Lois* Hey I just got a piercing down there. I'm not gonna tell you where, but I'm gonna give you a hint.
It wasn't my nose, neither of my ears and it was one of my balls.
--other episode--
--music: dum dum, dudum--
Clinton:
oh this is one fine day to be nude.
-crescendo-Oh this is one fine day to be nude.
the birds are singin Clinton have a wonderful spring
and people walkin' by can stop and look at my thing,
oh this is one fine day to--
Chris: LIBERAL JOBBIE CHASER
*throws an egg at clinton and runs away*
Clinton: Hahahahahah well if you can't laugh at yourself...
That one left me laughing so badly,
i woke up tomorrow with one of my balls up my nose.
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when a group of people that are related (usually men from pine grove) gang up on some one and proceed to funk the sheet out of them.
Yo Bill if your done with her do you mind if me n the guys go family style on her
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A family of birds with a reputation for efficient breeding.
The Partridge Family (Mr. & Mrs. Perdix perdix) has twelve chicks and an egg on the way and live in a modest nest down the street. You know the type.
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A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
My guy Chris is a true family man.
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A family organized sexual act.
To take part in a "Family Business" you need the following:
-A family must contain a son, daughter, mother, and a father. However, there are exceptions to the rule that can sometimes allow the family to be smaller to take part in a Family Business.
(The family needs to contain at least 4 members and all must be genetically related.)
Me and brother Ken and sister Jen along with Mother and Father went over to a little girl on the street and brutally gave her the The Family Business by sticking Ken's penis inside the little girl's mouth, and rubbing Jen's vagina up and down all over the back of the head of the little girl.
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Could be funny, depends on your definition of funny.
A show for people who have the attention span of salt.
It jumps for a part where Peter is talking to his wife, to fighting with a chicken.
It does have a plot but, that plot is (often) inturrpted by pointless gags that go on for unholy amounts of time.
The fanboys of this show will make you want to stab people though the internet.
The best charater is Quagmire because sex is funny...
If you think fart is funny, watch Family Guy. If not watch...waits for an intelligent show... Battlestar Gliatica?
Or read The Mist!
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Divorce or family’s falling apart or not being together anymore. Family’s breaking up
My friend went through a family disruption, so now he has to see his parents on separate weekends.