Random
Source Code

Penis Fart

A botched Blowjob

That penis fart hurt!

by The haydero April 6, 2021

24πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fart party

(noun): 1. a party where people sit around farting and galavanting. 2. A cluster fuck. 3. A situation that is not taken seriously.

Why are you sitting around, having a fart party, when there is work to be done.

That operation was a real fart party.

by Ned Plimpton February 6, 2011

19πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


meaty fart

A fart that sounds like it would taste meaty and/or smells meaty

That meaty fart sounded so heavy and smelled like steak

by Chang Qou September 26, 2015

22πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


fart grenade

A Widely used tactic in the bed, casually used like this:
1. pretend you are holding a grenade
2. fart in your pretend grenade
3. hover your grenade over the victims nose.
watch his/her's reaction.

A unsuspected fart grenade was used in bed.
Jerry: grenade!
Kiersten: what?
Kiersten: Eww!
Jerry: GOTY!
Kiersten: It smells like a gas chamber!

by [InsertXboxLiveGamertagHere] November 17, 2019

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Mario Fart

The type of fart that literally sounds like Mario jumping.

Did you hear how my fart's tone went up toward the end? It sounded like Mario jumping!! That's what I call a Mario Fart.

by Shaiko McGillicutty February 14, 2012


fishstick farts

Flatulence that is the byproduct of dirt-cheap fish dipped in over-salted egg batter, frozen, later fried in rancid, unhealthy oil, and then forcefully blown out of one’s nether-hole.

When I was growing up there was nothing worse than the horrific smell of an elementary school cafeteria on Fridays, thanks to fishstick farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 21, 2019


hornblower farts

Extraordinarily jarring, loud flatulence that could awaken the dead.

He is famous for his unnerving hornblower farts which I understand may have been responsible for the sudden death of his grandfather.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 27, 2019