february 9

National gamer day.

Jake: Hey guess what!
Mallory: What?
Jake: It’s February 9th!
Mallory: Ok..? And?
Jake: It’s national gamer day!!

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february 28th

The fittest girls are born on this day,feb 28th is national booty slapping day and snogging day, so chap them lips ladys 🎃💓

Man: im about to smack my girls ass and snog her hard

Friend: why?
Man: cause its February 28th ma g

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February 22

of you are born on feb 22, you are really hot, i mean like extremely hot. But feb 22 is also the ”swedish fika day”it’s a day when you eat pussy and drink coffee

Eric: Hey, you know it is February 22 today? That means it is the “swedish fika day”
Marcus: yeah! Let’s get some hoes!

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6th february

On this day a very smart and intelligent person was born.
The most knowledgeable person ever known.

"It's my friends birthday today"
"Whattt your so lucky to have a 6th February friend"
"I wish I had a friend like that"

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February 25

National prank your friends day!
A day when you feel like doing something but you dont know what.

P1:Hey want some Oreos?
P2:Sure why not?!
P1:(Goes to kitchen and replaces the first row of oreos cream with mayo)
P1:(brings pack of oreos and eats two)
P2:Thanks Man!
P2:Why tf is there mayo in the cookies!?
P1:Because its February 25!, don't you know?!

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february 11

The day when the most beautiful, talented, caring, and best girl in the world was born, Park Chaeyoung.

"What day is today?"

"It's daysé, it's February 11!"

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February 10th

This is when all the fit and hot people are born.

Bruv look at him he's so hot he must be born on February 10th

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