urban fever

A terrible condition afflicting African-American males living in suburban and/or predominately white demographical locations.

Characterized by attraction to a Caucasian (white) female, usually with a smaller ass to waist ratio than her black counterpart, by a Black male.

Nigga, Tyrell got that urban fever boi! He be smashin Emily Smith on the daily!

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Honey Fever

When you meet your Honey and the love you feel for them takes over your whole body and mind and doesn't allow for any other thoughts than that of your Honey.
An incurable fever of love.

"Damn baby, I got Honey Fever."
"Tyler's got Honey Fever for sure."

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Dick Fever

When you are so turned on knowing the guy next to you is ridiculously hard and your body temperature rises thinking
About it inside of you.

Ex: i have dick fever everytime I'm around you.

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Cabin Fever

Having a body temperature above the normal 98.6 degrees fahrenheit, and simultaneously being unable to control the urge to build things out of Lincoln Logs.

Dave: "Oh my God! I have a temperature of 102, and I can't stop building things out of Lincoln Logs!"

Jeff: "That sucks, dude. You must have Cabin Fever."

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PAP Fever

When you are struck by Singapore’s efficient political system, run by the People’s Action Party (PAP), which bans all public protests, worker strikes, and riots, while you pretend not to know about the lack of political freedom and the “fear factor” felt by locals.

When visiting Singapore to learn more about its first-rate and quasi-incorruptible civil service, few political leaders from developing countries are immune to the PAP fever.

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car fever

symptoms include: every person in the car becoming extremely annoying, feeling like the car is shrinking, and trying to sleep but not being able to. Related to cabin fever, but in a car.

Forest: Dude you're touching my shoulder.
Flint: Dude whatever everyone in this stinkin' car is touching shoulders, stupid.
Forest: Oh, it must just be the car fever.

Flint: Yeah, that's what I thought.

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jungle fever

Jungle Fever doesn't only exsist with Caucasians, people of other races use this term as well... when they see one of their own dating a black person.

Rob: yo did you see that sexy Latina over there? lets hit her up

David: fuck that aye, she got jungle fever... saw her with some black man the other day

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